what is a MOM

1.  CEO of the Household
2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name} team
4. Housekeeper
5. Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
7. PhD in Anger Management
8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
11. Food Tester
12. Family Therapist {interventions at least once a week}
13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
14. Errand Runner
15. Laundry Machine Operator
16. Janitor
17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
19. Finance Manager
20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
21. Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
22. Potty Trainer
23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
24. Champion Tickler
25. Lifeguard
26. Daycare Provider
27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
30. Personal Shopper
31. Toothbrush Inspector
32. PTA Mom
33. Play-date Coordinator
34. Birthday Events Director
35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
37. Dramatic Story Teller
38. Backyard Safety Patrol
39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
40. Boo-Boo Fixer
41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
42. Speech Specialist
43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
46. In-Law Mediator
47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
48. Mrs. Fix-It
49. Fort Engineer
50. Stain Removal Expert
51. Bodyguard
52. Lady MacGyver       
    Now think about this list.  I am sure you have done all of these at some point in your “mom career”.
    We do this all without vacations, sick days, raises or appraisals.  But you know what? It really is the BEST job in the world!
    So what if we’re not paid what we should be. Nothing can take the place of being paid by kisses, hugs and “I Love Yous”.
    Can you think of any others we may add to the mommy title.